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2000 Classic: The Chardonnay

 A woman orders a Chardonnay and complains about the “digital glare” from the TV.

Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve07/27/2002 20:00Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
@Pulp_Fiction_Jules03/11/2009 00:25Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Neo_The_One05/29/2005 05:54I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@Ruby_Rhod_Green06/15/2003 17:03Super green! Hilarious!
@Celebrity_DM09/19/1999 00:14Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@Dodgeball_Pat08/11/2013 22:37If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
@Mocking_Sponge03/13/1997 21:50mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
@Digg_Submitter_0509/20/1996 06:09Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
@Captain_Obvious07/08/2009 02:39This is a comment on a funny joke.

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