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2002 Classic: The CD

 Why did the blonde put a CD in the microwave? She wanted to hear “hot” music.

Part of the 63 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2002 Web Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Internet_Explorer_304/08/2011 07:13Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
@Tripod_Member01/23/2008 00:02Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Frasier_Crane04/05/2001 16:34I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Kazaa_Leecher01/12/2003 16:44I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei06/23/2003 05:11You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Jordan_Fan_2307/21/2010 05:29Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
@Rocket_Power_9903/23/2000 00:38We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
@Ferris_Bueller01/26/2008 15:39Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Best_Viewed_IE406/30/1998 06:43Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
@Afk_For_Laughs07/04/1995 20:15Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.

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