Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my Mach 10 jet goes “Boom!”
Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2022 Maverick Edition archive. Historically Verified
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