2016 Legacy: The Cargo

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my Pokémon GO plus is vibrating!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Beetlejuice. / Beetlejuice who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

@Napster_King01/24/2014 10:43I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@Nsync_Justin07/16/1998 13:40Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Floppy_Fanatic12/01/1997 06:21Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo02/04/2006 12:07Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@Grinds_My_Gears04/09/2001 23:19You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@Toolbar_Hater08/07/2001 09:45My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

@Shoes_Kelly_Fan04/28/2000 10:49OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!

@LonelyGirl15_F07/26/2006 02:48Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!