Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my GoPro caught the whole thing!
Part of the 47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2014 Happy & Galaxy Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Archive: The Luke
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »
38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2021 Squid & Spider Edition
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2024 Classic: The Ben
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all...read more »
2025 Archive: The Theodore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »
2025 Archive: The Tank
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Noah
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »
2024 Classic: The Anita
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new U...read more »
2025 Archive: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »
2025 Classic: The Canoe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Amos
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »
😜 More from category: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2024 Vintage: The Ida
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Ben
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »
2025 Classic: The Dish
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kendrick
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Not like. / Not like who? / Not l...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Choose life. Choose a joke.
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!