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1995 Legacy: The Car Key

 Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her car? In case she locked her keys inside (she used it to try and fish them out).

Part of the 61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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