2015 Classic: The “Can’t Feel My Face”

The Weeknd is on fire in the video, and I’m just trying to figure out if this song is about love or something you buy in a dark alley.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Welcome to 2001 – the year we traded our floppy disks for the fir...read more »

I just watched a movie where a 1928 cartoon mouse is a slasher v...read more »

I have my own server in my basement because I don't trust the "b...read more »

I’ve reached the point where I assume 90% of the comments on any...read more »

Step into 2018 – the year of the Infinity War heartbreak, the glo...read more »

After years of chaos, we’ve collectively decided to just... stay...read more »

Step into 2025 – the year of the GTA VI countdown, the rise of th...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the era of oversized flannel shirts, the myster...read more »

Step into 2014 – the year of the Ice Bucket Challenge, the launch...read more »

A new Jedi academy! I’m still waiting for my acceptance letter (...read more »

Step into 2003 – the year when the iTunes Music Store launched, p...read more »

I’ve spent the whole year analyzing a single frame of a trailer ...read more »

Step into 2005 – the year when "Me at the zoo" started a video re...read more »

Everything is "Brat" now. My shirt is Brat-green, my car is Brat...read more »

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam10/20/1999 07:18I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Marla_Singer_Fan10/13/2006 14:15A joke for the end of the world.

@Nice_Guy_Eddie08/27/2008 02:04Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

@Star_Wars_Kid06/17/2012 17:53I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@Stick_Death_Fan03/13/2012 20:59Brutally funny! Keep them coming.

@Homestar_Runner12/09/2002 21:38That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!