2022 Classic: The Canoe

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me with this?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new U...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Not like. / Not like who? / Not l...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

@SpaceJam_Fan04/04/2003 05:54Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.

@X-Files_Spooky08/31/2014 19:34I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter07/02/2015 19:14The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@Cow_And_Chicken11/15/2002 03:36Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@HotBot_User03/26/1996 21:23Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.

@Infoseek_Explorer03/22/1995 17:55Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.

@Xanga_Skin_Maker07/29/2015 17:05This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.

@Map_Maker_X05/06/2011 14:22The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.