2000 Archive: The Butcher

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A “pork chop.”

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Because you can see right through them.read more »

In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »

In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »

In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »

Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt? A: It’s a big waist ...read more »

Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »

Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said? Dad: What an od...read more »

Q: Where do penguins keep their money? A: In a snowbank!read more »

In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »

In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »

Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A: One is ...read more »

Because he Neverlands.read more »

In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »

Because their horns don’t work.read more »

@Seinfeld_George08/05/1998 10:59What is the deal with these funny jokes?

@Sixth_Sense_Cole01/06/2008 05:53I see funny people... everywhere!

@Brick_Tamland_L06/05/2003 14:44I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@Space_Background04/29/1999 22:01The stars are aligned for this joke.

@Infoseek_Explorer10/18/1997 04:15Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.