“I’m trapped in a box with only a lighter and a phone!” “That’s just you in the elevator during the power outage. Relax, Ryan Reynolds.”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2010 “Dream Within A Dream & Insta-Glam” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
Q: What did the fish say...
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The Kitchen Fantasy
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50 Adult Jokes: The 2025 “Leonida Dreams & Legacy” Edition
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2025 Legacy: The Superman Cape
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55 Adult Jokes: The 2023 “Kenergy & Atomic Pink” Edition
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54 Adult Jokes: The 2012 “Pre-Apocalypse & Invisible Horse” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The Leonida Reality
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53 Adult Jokes: The 2011 “Arrow to the Knee & Royal Fever” Edition
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The Anniversary Card
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
That still only counts as one laugh!
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!