1999 Classic: The Budget

“I spent $5,000 on a Y2K-compliant toaster.” “Why?” “Because if the world ends, I still want my sourdough perfectly browned.”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

In 2003, adult humor shifted toward the "Bling" era. If you weren...read more »

In 1998, adult humor was purely political and deeply personal. It...read more »

"Why was 2025 so fast?" "Because we spent the whole year waiting...read more »

"I'm 'Leonida-ready'." "Meaning?" "I've accepted that nothing ma...read more »

In 2009, adult humor was divided between the escapism of Ava...read more »

When the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.M...read more »

A digital invitation that led to a very analog disappointment.She...read more »

Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink? A: Subpoena colada!read more »

"We're going on a 'Staycation'!" "Is that because we love our ho...read more »

In 2016, the boundary between the internet and reality finally di...read more »

"I can see the future!" "And?" "It involves a lot of subscriptio...read more »

The 1996 Top 10: The “Prime Time & Uncensored” Jokes The ...read more »

In 2020, adult humor moved from the bar to the Zoom Room. If...read more »

"I'm flying!" "You're standing on the kitchen counter trying to ...read more »

@Quake_Fragger02/20/1998 16:07M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!

@Discman_Skipper09/26/1996 18:52Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@Clueless_Cher08/23/2012 02:02As if! This is too funny.

@Twister_Chaser05/02/2013 09:31A F5 of a joke! Intense!

@Dial_Up_King04/09/2008 12:28Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@Napster_Search05/03/2006 15:47Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt

@Wrestling_Nut03/03/2015 04:27Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!

@StoneCold_31612/10/1996 16:31And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost01/25/2004 23:26Laughing at the security of my own ribs!