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2003 Vintage: The Bruce Almighty

 “If I were God for a day, I’d change everything!” “Start with the leaky faucet and we’ll see if you get promoted to ‘Archangel’.”

Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P. Sherman” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpaceJam_Fan02/26/2000 00:44Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@AltaVista_Pro05/25/2002 15:22Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Toy_Story_Buzz02/14/2014 22:36To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@Pikachu_Fan_8809/19/2014 03:36Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril07/02/2005 06:45He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
@Silicon_Valley_Fan06/09/2004 13:47This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@Grinds_My_Gears04/07/2001 06:51You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@YouTube_Beta_User06/25/2007 19:58I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@Tablet_User_1010/10/2000 18:52Tapping my way to a good mood.

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