Why was the fence so happy? It was “well-supported.”
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My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
You must construct additional laughs!