Why did the sandwich go to the gym? To get “crust-y.”
Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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What do you call a dog magician?
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’ll be back... to read this again.
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
Heh heh heh. Good one.