Why did the cookie go to the doctor? He was feeling “crumb-y.”
Part of the 53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
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Kid: I had a thought.
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?