Why did the broom get a raise in 2023? It was doing a “sweeping” job.
Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
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52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
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Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
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Kid: I had a thought.
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a headshot in Complex!
Bid 10/10 for this humor!
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.