Skip to content
Home » The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025 » 2012 Legacy: The Brave

2012 Legacy: The Brave

 A guy with a thick Scottish accent and wild red hair orders a whiskey. The bartender says, “Change your fate, order a water.”

Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Hallucination
 A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »
2024 Archive: The Jägerbomb
 The "Hawk Tuah" of bad decisions.Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2...read more »
2024 Archive: The Brat Summer
 A girl walks into a bar wearing neon green, messy hair, and smud...read more »
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »

😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Vintage: The Real-Time Translation
 A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Space Tourist
 A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »
The Talking Dog
Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
 A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebTV_Viewer03/16/2008 19:58Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@OfficeWorker_9901/11/1995 17:52I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
@Saved_By_The_Bell03/10/2012 08:14I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
@Jurassic_Park_Grant08/29/1997 17:43They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Wild_Thornberry05/17/2002 13:33Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
@Influencer_9909/07/1999 19:57My followers need to see this!

Yearly Joke Archive

Leave a Reply

Human Humor: Eco

We use 0% cookies and no tracking. Saving energy and protecting your privacy.