2016 Legacy: The Bottle Opener

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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »

In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »

A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

@Antivirus_Pro02/02/2015 00:01No viruses here, just good vibes.

@Fat_Bastard_Get12/20/2000 15:42Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).

@Keyboard_Cat_P09/15/1995 23:06Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@Neopets_Trader03/25/2010 07:42Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@Leet_Speaker_7712/18/2008 00:407h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!

@Protoss_Pylon12/09/2003 10:16You must construct additional laughs!

@Rage_Comic_Fan12/28/2014 05:18FFFFFUUUUU-nny!