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2008 Legacy: The Bottle Opener

 “The only thing that still works around here.”

Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »
The Helium Exit
A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Real-Time Translation
 A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »
79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »
2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
 A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
 A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
The Skeleton Order
A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »
2024 Legacy: The It Ends With Us
 A woman walks in with a bouquet of flowers and a complicated rel...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »

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2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
 "This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
 A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition
In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 1995 “Neon Signs & Jukebox” Edition
In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior07/14/1997 14:40I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@Net_Neutral_9510/16/2001 03:02This is why we need the internet.
@Harry_Potter_Hermione03/15/2008 06:06It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
@Emule_Donkey02/08/2009 02:22Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@Mini_Me_Rocks02/18/1995 21:30... (Laughter in silence).
@Star_Wars_Kid11/14/2003 12:50I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
@Scumbag_Steve_X07/17/2015 05:50Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
@Grinds_My_Gears08/05/1996 17:07You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@StumbleUpon_User02/05/2003 06:34I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
@Jackie_Chan_Wut10/18/2010 11:43My mind is blown by how funny this is.

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