“The only thing that still works around here.”
Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »
The Helium Exit
A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Real-Time Translation
A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »
79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »
2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
The Skeleton Order
A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »
2024 Legacy: The It Ends With Us
A woman walks in with a bouquet of flowers and a complicated rel...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition
In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 1995 “Neon Signs & Jukebox” Edition
In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
This is why we need the internet.
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
... (Laughter in silence).
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.