Cardi B just arrived to tell us that she makes “bloody moves.” I’m still just making “moves toward the fridge.”
Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2017 Spinner Revolution archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
First! And it’s funny!