2000 Archive: The Bluetooth

A guy walks in talking to himself. The bartender almost calls security until he sees the glowing blue light in his ear.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

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In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

The copper mug remains the most stable element in the universe.P...read more »

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@Dumb_And_Dumber09/21/2013 16:04So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Modem_Meltdown02/21/2000 22:59My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@Napster_User_9903/14/2009 05:39Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Weird_Science_G05/25/1996 23:09We created a monster... of a joke!

@Blink_Tag_User03/11/1999 22:33<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>