A guy walks into a bar and demands a blue checkmark next to his name on the tab. The bartender says, “Sure, that’ll be $8 a month.” The guy says, “But I’ve been a regular here for years!” The bartender replies, “In 2022, everyone is a regular for $8.”
Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition
In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »
The Grasshopper Surprise
When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »
64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition
In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Crash Survivor
A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »
2024 Classic: The Turkish Shooter
A guy walks into a bar, puts one hand in his pocket, looks at th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail
"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »
2024 Classic: The Inside Out 2
A guy orders a drink for his "Anxiety." The bartender gives him ...read more »
The Time Traveler
Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lab-Grown Lager
"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
Did we just become best friends? Yup!