Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Blinding. / Blinding who? / I’m blinded by the lights… and by how long it’s been since I saw you! (The Weeknd’s 2020 hit)
Part of the 44 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2020 Lockdown Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Classic: The Canoe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »
2024 Classic: The Ben
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all...read more »
47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2014 Happy & Galaxy Edition
In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Doris
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Shore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Otto
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mustache
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »
2024 Classic: The Anita
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new U...read more »
😜 More from category: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2024 Vintage: The Ivana
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Needle
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »
49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2024 Espresso & Olympic Edition
In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
One joke to rule them all!
Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
... (Laughter in silence).
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!