A guy is “typing” with one hand. The bartender says, “Are you texting or having a twitch?”
Part of the 77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
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The Helium Exit
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64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition
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The Skeleton Order
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72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition
In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
Shake and bake! Hilarious!