A guy is typing frantically on his BlackBerry. The bartender says, “Is the world ending or are you just sending an email?”
Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Very nice! Great success!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
Heh heh heh. Good one.