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2012 Legacy: The Bitly

 Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to “shorten a link” with “Bitly.”

Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2012 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Titanic_Survivor01/11/2005 04:07I’ll never let go... of this joke.
@Fresh_Prince_Will10/04/1998 12:36Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
@Blade_Runner_201905/03/2005 02:52All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@Goosebumps_Kid03/29/2001 13:13Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Cow_And_Chicken03/18/2007 05:02Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
@Ermahgerd_Girl03/24/2011 03:19ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
@Runescape_Noob09/21/2005 09:18Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
@Me_Gusta_Face07/03/2007 19:30Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

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