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2014 Legacy: The Bitcoin

 Why did the blonde try to polish her hard drive? She heard Bitcoins were “digital gold.”

Part of the 53 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2014 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve06/07/2003 05:26Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
@WAP_Navigator12/21/2011 16:31Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
@Y2K_Bug_Hunter01/26/2011 15:27The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@Msdos_Expert12/29/2010 12:37DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
@Jackie_Brown_Fan10/02/2002 08:48Smooth joke, very smooth.
@Blink_182_Mark03/16/2014 09:19What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
@Dale_Doback_Fan10/15/2005 07:25Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@Space_Background01/12/2010 03:55The stars are aligned for this joke.
@Digg_Submitter_0510/30/2004 05:33Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

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