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1998 Legacy: The Beret Warning

 A mother tells her daughter moving to D.C., “Don’t wear a beret, honey.” The daughter asks, “Is it out of style?” The mother says, “No, it just acts as a homing beacon for powerful men with ‘anxiety issues'”.

Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 1998 “Beret, Cigar & Blue Dress” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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