Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben knocking all day!
Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2012 Apocalypse Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
39 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2001 Odyssey Edition
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2025 Classic: The Cargo (Again)
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45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2002 Spider-Mania Edition
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41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2005 YouTube & Sith Edition
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2025 Archive: The Anita
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2025 Archive: The Noah
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Lettuce
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Mikey
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lo...read more »
55 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Edition
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2025 Archive: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Annie
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Ben
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »
2024 Classic: The Anxiety
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anxiety. / Anxiety who? / Anxiety...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
No viruses here, just good vibes.
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!