2007 Classic: The Bee Movie Script

Jerry Seinfeld is a bee who sues the human race. 2007 was the year of “Why not?” in movie pitches.

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@Snake_Game_Pro12/25/1998 18:22I crashed my snake because I was laughing.

@Futurama_Bender07/10/1999 00:13Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Binary_Boy06/02/2001 04:1101001000 01000001 (HA!).

@Grunge_Lord_9407/21/1995 02:12I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@Korn_Follower04/16/2008 19:42Are you ready?! (For this joke).

@Dirty_Dancing_F12/30/2002 20:41Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.

@Fat_Bastard_Get05/09/1998 23:01Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).

@Goldmember_I_L04/18/2011 10:34I love gold! And I love this joke!