What do you call a bee that lives in America? A “USB.”
Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
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In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
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In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
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Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
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In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
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In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!