1999 Archive: The Bee

What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybee.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »

Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers? Dad: No...read more »

He was outstanding in his field.read more »

In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: In case he go...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »

Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out? Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »

A labracadabrador.read more »

Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? A: H...read more »

Because their horns don’t work.read more »

As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »

The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »

It had too many problems.read more »

Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »

@CoolSkater9808/05/2002 19:41Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Pager_Guy10/03/1999 07:00Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@SouthPark_Stan05/25/2015 23:16Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@WiFi_Zero_One10/30/2004 17:51Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!

@Bluetooth_Bot05/09/2013 13:00Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Breakfast_Club_B04/26/2000 22:09Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.

@Infoseek_Explorer03/25/2004 15:06Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.

@True_Story_Neil01/25/2004 10:03True story! I was there!