Why did the lawyer represent the Beast? To sue the enchantress for “unauthorized physical transformation without a medical license.”
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Technicality
A lawyer sued the concept of "Real Time." He argued that "Billab...read more »
The Devil's Contract
Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »
2025 Classic: The Robot Divorce
A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »
The Robin Hood Logic
Stealing from the rich and giving... to the legal team.My lawyer ...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2000 “Dot-Com Crash & Nokia 3310” Edition
In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »
The Speeding Ticket
Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 1998 “Search Engines & Semantics” Edition
In 1998, the legal profession was defined by one question: "What ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The SpaceX Colony Law
A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Stuck Ships” Edition
In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »
The First Year Associate
The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.What’s the diffe...read more »
😜 More from category: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Witness Stand
A masterclass in asking the right questions at the wrong time."Is...read more »
50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & Superhero Liability” Edition
In 2008, the "Smart" world met the "Stupid" economy. Lawyers shif...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2022 “ChatGPT & Blue Checkmark” Edition
In 2022, "Artificial Intelligence" became "Legal Assistance." It ...read more »
50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon Souls & Billable Sentience” Edition
In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »
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This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
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It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
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Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
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