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2002 Classic: The “Beautiful” Christina

 A song that made us all feel better about our low-rise jeans and frosted tips.

Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Tripod_Member11/10/2004 22:32Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam04/29/1998 03:54I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@Incredibles_Dash09/20/2004 18:37That was super fast and super funny!
@Zoolander_Mug08/11/2014 19:41I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Dodgeball_Pat06/25/1996 00:57If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
@Charlie_Bit_Me08/24/2006 01:53Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
@Ask_Jeeves_Butler05/29/2010 23:34May I suggest another joke, sir?
@YouTube_Beta_User06/05/2012 03:52I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@Spawn_Camper_J11/18/2007 03:13I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

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