What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Part of the 52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 “Pre-Millennium” Archive archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
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Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
The magic man... is laughing!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.