1996 Classic: The Beanie Baby

My wife says her collection is our retirement fund. I guess we’re living in a plush, lobster-shaped house in 2025.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »

In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »

It’s finally here. My husband hasn't left the simulation in a mo...read more »

“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »

In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »

We "went" to Japan. I told her I’m jet-lagged. She said, "You’re...read more »

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »

I tried to "Update" my marriage. It said, "Hardware not compatib...read more »

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »

A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »

In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

@Java_Script_Kid11/29/2004 04:25Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@Pager_Guy09/07/2011 03:49Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@Harry_Potter_Hermione05/09/2006 10:24It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@Rugrats_Tommy06/09/2003 14:57A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!

@Blogger_Default08/02/2013 20:24Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

@Frag_Master_9906/12/2012 13:20Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!