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2012 Legacy: The Battleship Movie

 They made a movie about a board game where you just guess coordinates. And there are aliens. 2012 was wild.

Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive. Historically Verified

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@Blockbuster_Refugee09/01/2001 20:33Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@Forrest_Gump_Running10/07/2013 00:03Laughing is as laughing does.
@HTML_Hacker03/07/2013 20:55<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@Broadband_Newbie03/07/1997 04:54Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Requiem_Dreamer06/16/2012 08:31That was intense... and funny!
@Pedro_For_Pres09/10/2007 01:06Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@Philosoraptor_X04/25/2002 07:30If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@Reddit_Original09/18/2003 02:49The front page of the internet... in 1999!

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