1999 Archive: The Bartender’s Tip

“The best tip for 1999? Buy gold and drink silver.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

"As sour as the Olympics breakdancing discourse."Part of the 58 ...read more »

A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

"I am Moana of Motunui!" "And I am Greg of the Night Shift. Orde...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »

@Scream_Ghostface07/01/2012 13:15Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@Walter_Sobchak02/22/2003 10:47Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@DragonBall_Z_G05/02/2006 02:18His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!

@Uncle_Rico_9809/17/2004 10:09I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Flickr_User_0404/11/2001 07:45A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.

@Tagged_Network10/03/2015 11:47You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

@Trogdor_Burn06/19/2013 16:36Burninating the countryside with laughter!