Why did the dad go to “Barbie Land”? Because he heard every day was a “Ken-tastic” day for a nap.
Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!