2003 Vintage: The Bar Stool

“Is this seat taken?” “Yes, by the ghost of your dignity.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »

A guy asks for a "Xenomorph" shot. The bartender gives him somet...read more »

In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »

A girl orders an Espresso Martini and says, "I’m working late, c...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

@Y2K_Ready08/14/2013 14:24If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@Discman_Skipper11/08/2009 22:59Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@Austin_Powers_Doctor05/28/2007 18:47One million laughs! Mwahahaha!

@Binary_Boy01/11/1997 07:2201001000 01000001 (HA!).

@Bluetooth_Bot07/28/2015 00:32Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Tony_Hawk_Pro05/25/2006 06:06Just landed a 900 while reading this!

@David_After_Dent02/06/1995 21:43Is this real life? Or is it just funny?

@LonelyGirl15_F03/30/1999 16:03Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!