2001 Archive: The Bar Stool

A guy says to the stool, “You’re my best friend.” The stool doesn’t answer.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

@Win95_Fanatic04/09/2009 21:59This joke is more stable than Windows 95!

@Burning_CDs04/05/2010 11:11I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Hotmail_Checker07/03/2011 12:26Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Floppy_Fanatic11/26/2003 16:31Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@RoboCop_9009/30/2010 18:31Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.

@Austin_Powers_Y05/08/2004 12:31Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!

@Hat_Tip_Sir10/28/2000 07:12M’lady... this joke is superb.