2019 Archive: The Bar Snack

“Are these peanuts plant-based?” “They’re peanuts, Dave. They were never animals.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »

A guy brings a ring light and a microphone to the bar. "What's u...read more »

A guy walks into a bar on April 8th wearing cardboard glasses. H...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

"I am Moana of Motunui!" "And I am Greg of the Night Shift. Orde...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »

Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

@Sega_Genesis_Kid08/28/1996 11:55Better than 16-bit graphics!

@BackToFuture_M10/30/2000 15:49Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Wayne_World_Ex05/21/2004 18:52Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!

@Austin_Powers_Y06/20/2015 20:23Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!

@Dogpile_Fan_Club05/24/2003 07:10All the search engines agree: this is funny.