2017 Vintage: The Baby Driver

A guy walks in with headphones on, perfectly syncing his drink sip to the beat.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »

In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »

Two guys get into a 4-hour argument about "Not Like Us." The bar...read more »

@Lion_King_Simba01/21/2001 05:25Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.

@SimCity_Mayor11/01/1998 02:56Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!

@Backstreet_Fan02/12/1995 13:33I want it that way... the funny way!

@Bluetooth_Bot03/27/2001 19:31Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Karate_Kid_Wax06/29/2012 22:27Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Chain_Mail_Hater05/30/2015 10:27I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!

@Dogpile_Fan_Club03/21/1995 02:08All the search engines agree: this is funny.

@StumbleUpon_User04/03/2006 05:37I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!