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1995 Legacy: The “Babe” Pig

Why did we stop eating pork for a week? Because the talking pig was more polite than most of our coworkers.

Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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2003 Vintage: The Launch of Fedora Linux
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2003 Classic: New Year’s Eve 2003
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2002 Archive: The Launch of Xbox Live
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2001 Legacy: The "Great American Scream Machine" (Roller Coasters)
 Why were we upside down? Because 2001 was the peak of the "Coast...read more »
2002 Vintage: The Death of the Napster (Original)
 Why was the music quiet? Because the court finally shut down the...read more »
2002 Classic: The Euro Coins & Banknotes
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2002 Archive: The Launch of the iPAQ
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2004 Archive: The Olympic Games in Athens
 Why was it a homecoming? Because the Games returned to Greece, a...read more »
2004 Classic: The Butterfly Effect
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dial_Up_King12/16/2009 22:27Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
@Hercules_Xena11/02/2006 10:15By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Napster_User_9907/14/2003 03:55Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
@Eminem_Fan_0006/16/1998 16:30Will the real funny joke please stand up?
@Diva_Plavalaguna03/22/2002 02:50The highest note of humor!
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo06/30/2009 06:37Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@Hamster_Dance_X01/20/2002 07:28Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
@Charlie_Bit_Me11/13/2010 06:33Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
@First_World_P04/17/2014 13:38My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Protoss_Pylon05/07/2000 13:55You must construct additional laughs!

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