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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A woman with a mechanical arm and face paint orders a "V8" cockt...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

A girl walks into a bar wearing neon green, messy hair, and smud...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »

A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

"Reserved for the person who isn't filming a TikTok."Part of the...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »

In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

@Encarta_User02/11/2003 14:26I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@SpiderMan_Peter08/24/2002 13:50My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!

@Mainframe_Manny04/01/2003 11:18Old school processing, new school laughs.

@SoundBlaster_AWE08/29/2007 22:52Crystal clear MIDI humor.

@Pi_Mathematics10/19/2004 18:33Finding the patterns in the humor.

@White_Goodman_G01/09/1996 00:31We’re better than you, and we know it!

@Banner_Exchange11/24/2011 22:36Click my banner for more laughs!