2003 Classic: The B-52

“Light it up!” The bartender says, “I’m not a pyrotechnician, I’m a drink-pourer.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

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Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

@Dreamcast_Gamer10/21/2015 10:33Thinking is definitely funny today.

@Cyber_Traveler03/04/2010 11:58Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@ICQ_Classic07/31/1996 20:33That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Grunge_Lord_9409/24/1996 22:25I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@Best_Viewed_IE409/29/2009 18:35Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

@Facepalm_Master05/09/2004 01:44I facepalmed and then I laughed.