“Shall we shag now or shall we shag later?” “How about we just watch the news and you fall asleep on the recliner like every other night, Austin?”
Part of the 49 Adult Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic Romance & Spice-Up” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Hidden Snack Stash
A secret treasure map only she knows by heart.My kids think I don...read more »
A man and woman had been...
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 ye...read more »
The Cooking Lesson
Turning the heat up in the kitchen and the bedroom.I told my wife...read more »
The Nap Strategy
Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Fitness
"I'm doing 'Virtual Reality Boxing'!" "Did you win?" "No, I punc...read more »
Why did I get divorced? Well,...
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Total Meltdowns” Edition
In 2007, adult humor evolved. We stopped "poking" people on Faceb...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Movie Theater
"It's $25 for a ticket!" "Does it include a seat?" "No, but you ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2005 “Viral Clips & Stage-5 Clingers” Edition
In 2005, adult humor was all about the "cringe" and the "crash." ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2024 “Maximum Effort & Very Demure” Edition
In 2024, adult humor was a mix of R-rated superhero banter and th...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Inflation
"I bought a chocolate bar for $12!" "Was it luxury?" "No, it was...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Smart Home
"My fridge just judged my diet!" "What did it say?" "It locked t...read more »
The Kitchen Fantasy
Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »
Q: What did the fish say...
Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
A: Dam!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
I should make a game about this joke.
Not bad. Not bad at all.
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.