“I’m trying to communicate with an alien race!” “That’s just your teenager, Kevin. Just offer him pizza and back away slowly.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All & Reality Check” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Marriage Secret
A veteran husband shares his golden rule for happiness.The secret...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2011 “Arrow to the Knee & Royal Fever” Edition
In 2011, adult humor moved from the cinema to the "Cloud." If you...read more »
2025 Legacy: The White Lotus 3
"I'm staying at a luxury resort in Thailand!" "You're in a tent ...read more »
Q: What did the full glass...
Q: What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
A: You look d...read more »
The Late Night Text
A digital invitation that led to a very analog disappointment.She...read more »
The Gym Motivation
Working out for the wrong reasons, but with the right energy.I on...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P. Sherman” Edition
In 2003, adult humor shifted toward the "Bling" era. If you weren...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 1996 “Tabloid Scandals & Late Night TV” Edition
The 1996 Top 10: The “Prime Time & Uncensored” Jokes The ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Phone
"It has 10 cameras!" "Now I can take high-resolution photos of m...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 1998 “Beret, Cigar & Blue Dress” Edition
In 1998, adult humor was purely political and deeply personal. It...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
Q: Why is it so cheap...
Q: Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house?
A: Be...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2024 “Maximum Effort & Very Demure” Edition
In 2024, adult humor was a mix of R-rated superhero banter and th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Inflation
"I bought a chocolate bar for $12!" "Was it luxury?" "No, it was...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2004 “Wardrobe Malfunction & Wall Posts” Edition
In 2004, adult humor revolved around what we saw (or shouldn't ha...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
We’re better than you, and we know it!
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
Classic. Simply classic.