Why were we drawing circles in the dirt? Because Amy Adams made us think that communicating with aliens required a whiteboard and a lot of patience.
Part of the 34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2016 “Pokemon GO & Mannequins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Vintage: The "Dance The Night" Dua Lipa
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2024 Legacy: The A Quiet Place
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33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2017 “Despacito & Spinners” Edition
In 2017, Independence Day was a "Tactile Experience." We were all...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & Space Odysseys” Edition
In 2001, Independence Day felt like the true start of the 21st ce...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Not Like Us" Kendrick Era
Why was the 2024 BBQ so "Loud"? Because the beef of the century m...read more »
36 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2022 “Top Gun & Running Up That Hill” Edition
In 2022, Independence Day was a "High-Octane Revival." We were al...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Cyber-S'mores"
Why was the marshmallow glowing? Because it was infused with "Saf...read more »
2024 Classic: The The Bear Season 3
Why was the kitchen so "Yes, Chef"? Because the show returned in ...read more »
32 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Umbrella” Edition
In 2007, Independence Day was the start of the "Touchscreen Era."...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Holographic Guest"
Why was Grandma flickering? Because she was celebrating from Flor...read more »
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Why were there so many gothic teenagers in 100-degree heat? Becau...read more »
35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Foxes” Edition
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2025 Classic: The "Smart-Flag" Technology
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
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Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
Go, go, go! More jokes!
I’m going to poke you for this joke!