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1998 Vintage: The Armageddon vs. Deep Impact

 1998 is the year we had to decide if we wanted an asteroid to be stopped by Bruce Willis’s grit or Morgan Freeman’s presidential voice.

Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Web_Master_Flex09/29/1996 07:07I am adding this to my links page right now.
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@Tina_Eat_Food01/26/2002 06:54Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@Mind_Blown_Gif02/17/2001 14:29*Boom* - there goes my brain!
@Face_Palm_0103/20/1998 11:03Classic. Simply classic.

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